all aboard the rage train
i won't know peace until I can physically fight the founding fathers
Hi!
Thanks for opening this email / reading this post.
Just want to start off by saying thank you to the British royal PR team for making me look like a real jerk who thinks cancer is funny (when I famously HATE cancer), instead of just telling the truth about the only sympathetic member of the whole gang.
Hating from outside the club, Hermès edition: for those unfamiliar, one cannot simply buy a Birkin, but you need to make a few monetary sacrifices to the French leather Gods to literally secure the bag. Is that illegal? Probably not, and the brilliant Jesica Elise breaks down the cultural implications on her TikTok. And stay tuned to her Substack, where she gets even deeper into fashion theory and pop culture.
Judge James Ho saw what being a huge loser bitch has done for Clarence Thomas and said, “MY TURN.” Now, he and his lawyer wife are crusading together against women’s health and making it so we can’t access birth control in the most comically unethical way possible. (Trigger warning: two of the most fucked up human heads you have ever seen)
Glassdoor has been publishing the names of people who left reviews on the site, without their knowledge. So moving forward, I’m going to start a Substack that is purely anonymous shit talking about corporations, and we’ll just use good old fashioned extortion if they want it taken down. jk…but maybe not jk…
Meta sneakily changed options on its users to show less “political” content. Head of Instagram and Israeli passport holder, Adam Mosseri, refused to define what that meant, but it’s looking like people such as trad wives or other corny/dangerous conservative grifters will be ok, and just Leftist news outlets and funny Black women will suffer.
Tunes to start the week with:
The coolest, most IYKYK fashion girlie, Amanda Murray (or @londongirlinnyc) has blessed us with an old school indie dance playlist to show everyone how good we used to have it. Think Robyn, Gossip, BANKS - very “getting ready with the girls to go out.”
And the new Waxahatchee is out! It’s so beautiful and twangy and soulful, just like everything else Katie Crutchfield has made.
xx
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