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Disclaimer: this newsletter was written under the influence of allergy meds.
The Dems have a new winning strategy of making room for everyone. And by “everyone,” they mean fascist lunatic billionaires (but def NOT poor people).
Speaking of America’s disgusting billionaire problem, one way to deal with those people would be to round them all up and force them to live here together.
Rosa Parks was at the center of a Met Gala micro-scandal.
Trump just accepted a bribe from the Qataris that would make FIFA officials blush.
It is better to have loved and cringed, than to never have loved at all.
Tunes to start the week with:
Straight, uncut millennial nostalgia. Someone in the comments said this must be what it feels like for boomers to watch Three Stooges compilations.
The new PinkPantheress album is so good. If you like Charli or Shygirl or that one song she did with Ice Spice, you will love this. The samples are INSANE (Just Jack’s “Starz in Their Eyes,” IYKYK).
I’m also working on some short poems. Here’s one of them.
Meditation 1
I am too resilient to cry at a botched breakfast burrito Maybe I’ve already had the worst day of my life
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