I am the liberal Joe Rogan

sorry pod save america, but it's my time

Hi!

Thanks for opening this email / reading this post.

me, pretending to enjoy raw milk so I’m not sent to a work camp for sensitive girls

After another week in the internet mines, I’ve come to offer you these jewels.

• “‘Hawk Tuah’ girl launches Pookie Tools, an AI-powered dating advice app” - I’d like to imagine a life where this means nothing to me.

• If you’ve ever met a smart person, you know they’re obsessed with “IQ.” Like the Nobel Prize Winners are always like, “yes, I would like to credit my high IQ.” It’s a perfect metric, no one thinks it’s a joke, and if you personally have a high IQ, you will definitely want this job.

• Motivation to stick it out.

• A tiny seahorse full of worms! I love and fear the wonders of the sea.

Tunes to start the week:

I was in the car with my sister yesterday and she put on this perfect playlist. It’s just a bunch of silly house music, or she described it, “what they would play on Love Island if everyone was in their mid-30’s.” Enjoy!

xx