i think, therefore i scam

Jul 28, 2025

Hi!

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This American Eagle advertisement for boobs and eugenics is weird, but I guess that’s what happens when your CEO is a fucked up old man.
Finally, a slur for ChatGPT users that is mean enough for me to use: “sloppers.”
What is “corn sweat?”
An app made for women (yay!), built by vibe coding (boo!) was hacked by 4chan (obviously!) and the photo identification data given at sign-up has now been compromised. Listen, I’m all for gossiping about bad dates, but I do think if you are operating at this level of gender essentialism you deserve the punishment of ordering a new debit card.
In more ethically dubious survelliance news, have you ever been hanging out with friends and thought, “wow, I’m so bored, I can’t listen to these clowns anymore, but if I zone out, I’d run the risk of looking like a bad friend, man, I only wish I could surreptitiously transcribe this convo and then watch it back like the Zapruder Tapes to prove that I care?” Well, have I got the new wearable device for you!