pete hegseth of the left

sending this to a listserve i've never edited, while a little stoned

Hi!

Thanks for opening this email / reading this newsletter.

me, watching the worst people on earth become more powerful by the day

Christ and inflation have risen 🙏🏻

• Rarely am I this jealous over someone else’s poetry.

• As a fellow drama queen, I would also die if someone made me hang out with JD Vance.

• One of the more compelling members of the Trump clown parade is a woman named Patty Morin, whose daughter was murdered by an undocumented El Salvadoran man two years ago. She is hitting the press trail HARD (we all grieve differently) and shouting about not “getting enough attention” from Sen. Von Hollen as he attempts to extract a US citizen from an American death camp. Hopefully, all the money she has stolen from the GoFundMe created for her grandkids will help her deal with this injustice.

• Getting your handbag stolen when it has “$3k in cash” inside? Any Bravo viewer can sniff out this Dorit-and-PK-ass scam from a mile away.

• What’s my price for getting knocked up for America? Can’t write it here or my FBI agent will have to visit me in person 🤪 More seriously though, a good place to start would be not arresting women for miscarriages.

it’s called building *community*

Tunes to start the week with:

I have found my new favorite song! And I also want to apologize to Addison Rae, as I was not familiar with your game. “Headphones On” is sexy, fun trip hop - very Taurus season (YEAH, I’M ANNOYING, LUANN), especially its gorgeous music video. It’s so good that I’ve got my absolute hater of a husband listening to it after minimal persuasion. Between this album, new Haim and the little snippet of a track Lorde has shared, I’m declaring it a depressed brunette spring.

xx