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Everything is so. Stupid.
In news that isn’t news if you stayed awake during history class, you can now book your own private goon squad via app. I, for one, think it would not be dangerous at all to get the PTSD-addled veterans who couldn’t hack it in the police academy, on-call for monied, yet similarly delusional/paranoid, folks.
Plane crash tracker, wheeeee!
Complete planetary alignment alert. It’s also during a new moon, which means it will be easier to see those sweet little planets getting into a row. At least the solar system can get its shit together.
Steve Bannon, a sentient goiter, is spreading rumors that the first performance Trump has booked at the Kennedy Center is a chorus of January 6 freaks. It’s a good thing he pardoned these gifted musicians, or otherwise we wouldn’t be blessed with the absolute banger that is, “Justice for All,” a recording of Trump reciting the Pledge of Allegiance over a sped-up “Star Spangled Banner.” STUNNING.
Tunes to start the week with:
Anyone remember Youth Lagoon? That show at the Middle East in 2012? He’s back again with a new album that’s the same kind of groovy/creepy/soft as his debut over a decade ago. The single, “Football” is super cute and makes me smile.
If you’re looking for some fresh rock n’ roll, Fontaines D.C. have a new single out and here’s two new tracks from Blondshell.
If you want to boogie, this little Polo and Pan three-track EP is very cheeky disco.
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