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Goddamn, there is a lot of bad news!!!

• When the girls trip finally makes it out of the group chat.

• I like to joke about braindead suburbanites living in constant fear of being snatched up by MS-13 mid-Target run, but I might give them a little more credit now that two real deal sex traffickers have been welcomed back into the US with open arms. Chances are they will be busy in newly-created cabinet positions, like Chief Alpha Dawg, but keep an eye out just in case.

• A brilliant theory from Rusty Foster at Today in Tabs regarding problematic car ownership: “I would never suggest that current Tesla owners who regret their purchase should simply park their car on a public street and set it on fire, blaming ‘woke anarchists’ and collecting the insurance payout, but it would undeniably be a tidy solution to several different problems at once.”

• Dems really have an ace up their sleeve with the, “less ethics and gay stuff, more billionaires and bald eagles,” (I’m paraphrasing) approach they outlined during a clandestine conference where they re-committed to their core value of never winning anything.

• A short and very sweet essay on sharing art with kids.

Tunes to start the week with:

Darkside, one of Nicolás Jaar’s many projects, has a new album out that is loud and messy, kind of like post-punk meets funk meet ambient, perfect for a deeply chaotic time.

And Shygirl has released a killer new dance record Club Shy Room 2. It’s weirder and goes harder than last year’s Club Shy, which is great and we love to see it. If you had a BRAT summer, this is your kind of music.

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